"The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock" (jukesjukesjukes)
12/16/2016 at 13:45 • Filed to: None | 4 | 34 |
I’ve always liked Toyota Venzas, they look fantastic in root beer brown.
jariten1781
> The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock
12/16/2016 at 13:51 | 2 |
The Hyundai Buick is a really nice mile devourer that everyone assumes is a Sonata.
DutchieDC2R
> The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock
12/16/2016 at 13:51 | 0 |
Ive had a Kia Soul as a rental for 2 weeks, when I was in the US. I dont know if it really counts as a ‘beige mobile’, but I really, really loved it for what it was. It might have too much ‘style’ to be a proper ‘beige mobile’, if thats the case....I dont really have any other choices...dont drive that much ‘beige mobiles’....
gin-san - shitpost specialist
> DutchieDC2R
12/16/2016 at 13:55 | 2 |
Underneath the shell it’s an Accent or Elantra or something, isn’t it? It’s like someone who traded in their beige khakis for some fashion sense. Whether that fashion is to everyone’s taste is a different matter, but from a style standpoint, I wouldn’t consider it “beige.”
Probenja
> The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock
12/16/2016 at 13:56 | 0 |
The Edge is a good looking thing:
Vicente Esteve
> The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock
12/16/2016 at 13:57 | 1 |
Passat with a V6 and DSG.
DutchieDC2R
> gin-san - shitpost specialist
12/16/2016 at 13:59 | 0 |
Thats exactly the reason why I started doubting as I wrote my text. Sitting in it feels beige though, theres no real ‘WAUW, IM IN A SOUL’ type of feeling that it creates, from the outside, you are right, it doesn’t look bad or boring at all.
404 - User No Longer Available
> The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock
12/16/2016 at 14:00 | 3 |
Please don’t start a beige-mobile theme day...
404 - User No Longer Available
> The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock
12/16/2016 at 14:04 | 3 |
Anyhow...these things are more common than Corollas in my area.
The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock
> 404 - User No Longer Available
12/16/2016 at 14:04 | 3 |
let it happen.
gin-san - shitpost specialist
> DutchieDC2R
12/16/2016 at 14:06 | 1 |
Kia really blueballed us with the Trackster Concept. I think that’s one where you’d have thought, “WOW, MUCH SOUL.”
If this hatch was available, I would have gotten it over the Forte5 SX that I bought. At least they’re a step closer now that they took the 200hp 1.6T from the Veloster/Forte SX cars and put it in the 2017 Soul.
Bytemite
> DutchieDC2R
12/16/2016 at 14:07 | 2 |
The Kia Soul looks so good. Can’t really call it beige.
SidewaysOnDirt still misses Bowie
> The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock
12/16/2016 at 14:07 | 1 |
I prefer neon beige.
SidewaysOnDirt still misses Bowie
> DutchieDC2R
12/16/2016 at 14:08 | 2 |
I feel like the Soul is the perfect car for anybody thinking about buying a Renegade.
Mercedes Streeter
> The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock
12/16/2016 at 14:08 | 0 |
Unpopular Opinion - Since you can’t buy a new 1st gen Honda Insight, I like this little guy:
DutchieDC2R
> gin-san - shitpost specialist
12/16/2016 at 14:09 | 0 |
Hmm, I would not have minded a Trackster as a rental..:p...
I had to look up the Forte5, I think that would be like a Cee’d here in Holland, looks like a great little car. That engine must be a happy little camper under the hood?
The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock
> Mercedes Streeter
12/16/2016 at 14:10 | 0 |
It’s too “in your face” to be beige.
not for canada - australian in disguise
> The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock
12/16/2016 at 14:10 | 1 |
Avalon.
CalzoneGolem
> The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock
12/16/2016 at 14:11 | 0 |
Does Forest count as a beigemobile?
Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer
> jariten1781
12/16/2016 at 14:12 | 0 |
That’s a horrible picture though. The grey and the chrome blend at exactly the wrong spot and make it look like someone is giving it a reverse face wedgie.
TysMagic
> 404 - User No Longer Available
12/16/2016 at 14:14 | 0 |
could be my kind of theme day
G_Body_Man: Sponsored by the number 3
> not for canada - australian in disguise
12/16/2016 at 14:14 | 1 |
I do love the latest (and the previous gen) Avalon.
Svart Smart, traded in his Smart
> The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock
12/16/2016 at 14:15 | 3 |
XV10 Camry in grey tinged with purple.
BlueMazda2 - Blesses the rains down in Africa, Purveyor of BMW Individual Arctic Metallic, Merci Twingo
> 404 - User No Longer Available
12/16/2016 at 14:18 | 0 |
My kind of beige.
gin-san - shitpost specialist
> DutchieDC2R
12/16/2016 at 14:19 | 0 |
I looked it up, and the C’eed is basically the same thing - I’m having a hard time finding the differences. Apparently in some markets they sell both the Forte and the C’eed.
The 1.6T is very peppy - from a purely practical standpoint, the engine is more than enough power for everyday use. It’s 200hp on the higher-end of RPMs but you get around 200 lb-ft torque right at 1750RPM, so it builds speed quickly whenever you put your foot down.
I went from a car which had about 110hp/100lb-ft (it was a ‘09 Hyundai Accent) which was mostly at the middle to top end of the RPM range to this car which is basically double the power in a much more usable range. The old car needed to be revved so much to make any power, but in this I can cruise around at 2000rpm and there’s always plenty more power available.
TL;DR: it’s a strong engine but still practical for day to day use.
for Michigan
> jariten1781
12/16/2016 at 14:21 | 0 |
The Kia Buick is prettier.
Bytemite
> gin-san - shitpost specialist
12/16/2016 at 14:23 | 1 |
Cousin! We got the same heart.
mazda616
> The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock
12/16/2016 at 14:23 | 0 |
When we wanted to replace my wife’s total lemon POS 2006 Chevy Malibu in the fall of 2012, I looked at used Venzas. Totally would’ve bought one, too, if they weren’t so damn expensive. That Toyota resale value, though.
As far as my favorite beige mobile, does the Cadillac SRX count? My grandmother has a pearl white 2012 SRX with around 41,000 miles on it and I love driving it. So smooth.
for Michigan
> Mercedes Streeter
12/16/2016 at 14:24 | 0 |
I like this version.
The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock
> mazda616
12/16/2016 at 14:24 | 0 |
Yup, I can walk past it in a parking lot & not see it from the corner of my eye.
404 - User No Longer Available
> BlueMazda2 - Blesses the rains down in Africa, Purveyor of BMW Individual Arctic Metallic, Merci Twingo
12/16/2016 at 14:26 | 1 |
...that’s a 320i xDrive though. You can’t get the Jalopnik Edition up here in Canada, it’s not available in RWD and 6MT.
RPM esq.
> The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock
12/16/2016 at 14:32 | 0 |
My FJ80 is beige.
BlueMazda2 - Blesses the rains down in Africa, Purveyor of BMW Individual Arctic Metallic, Merci Twingo
> 404 - User No Longer Available
12/16/2016 at 14:43 | 0 |
Oh I know. I like the 320i with the 8 speed automatic more than the manual one.
jariten1781
> for Michigan
12/16/2016 at 14:48 | 1 |
Fact, but Kia’s styling puts it decidedly in non-beigedom.
shop-teacher
> The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock
12/16/2016 at 15:12 | 0 |
I do actually like the way these look.